Crap! Not again...

I keep getting caught off guard and giving my cell phone number out to people I shouldn't. Now the LaRouche Youth are after me to help them "change the world." Yeah, they have some good ideas, but all in all, they are nutcases. And now they have my number because I was in a hurry and filled out something for them without thinking about it. Even worse, my phone will NOT block calls from anyone. God damnit. This is frustrating. Just thought I'd give a rant about that, because maybe you all won't be as stupid as me (this isn't the first time I've done something like this, either...).

~Nova

 

"Every time you call, I'm going to kill a puppy. So it had better be important."

 

I always talk to telemarketers. Their job sucks, so I might as well make it amusing.

"would you be interested in donating JUST 20 dollars?"
"i dont know man, thats a lot of top ramen"

 

see i never bothered getting a cellphone
uh the phone we have is suppose to block telemarketers and so far it's working
it's the Telezapper.i kinda feel bad hanging up on them =/

 

i dont even answer my cell..

my friends are so used to having it just ring, and then i call back a minute later (i'm bad at remembering what my ring is, so i never realize its mine til too late)

 

ah i love my ringtone on lindsey's phone.it's "earth mama"

 

i met a guy once who had Fresh Prince of Bel Air on his. I was so jealous.

I just use regular ones. I'm not paying for shit.

 

dont eat ramen.. please.

 

i dont. promised my best friend i wouldnt.

its just to make the telemarketer laugh.

i go on the pickle diet when poor, not the ramen diet.


why not though? out of curiousity.

 

I love telemarketers, playing with them. pretending I don't speak english, see how well-cultured they are

 

MSG is put into ramen and that makes your hair fall out or even in some cases causes cancer. The FDA calls it a "generally recognized as safe" food. Not to mention that ramen is so unhealthy. Side effects of MSG if eaten a lot are as follows:


burning sensation in the back of the neck, forearms and chest
numbness in the back of the neck, radiating to the arms and back
tingling, warmth and weakness in the face, temples, upper back, neck and arms
facial pressure or tightness
chest pain
headache
nausea
rapid heartbeat
bronchospasm (difficulty breathing) in MSG-intolerant people with asthma
drowsiness
weakness.

But I guess a lot of things are unhealthy. I just hate ramen.

 

EDIT:

 

i hate food coloring. but thats a little harder to avoid.

i wont eat ramen cause my friend ate only ramen for a month (VERY poor), and got really weak and sick from not getting nutrients he needs and stuff.
so when i was poor, he'd make me sandwiches

 

when i live on my own and get poor i think i'll just stick to fruit

 

I use to eat ramen.. it sucked. Made me feel depressed and like shit after I ate it. It is so nasty. aaaaaah

 

the noodles don't even taste like noodles -_-

 

Ramen Noodles used to be a very big and important topic here in young hippies

 

some telemarketers dont get paid if they dont do thier whole shpealie deal...... and today I spent 30 minutes on the phone with some survey guy haha he sounded cute and he giggled when he got to the "how many people have you had sexual intercourse with in the past year" questions LOL it was funny haha

 

Of course eating only Ramen will make you sick. Eating only apples will leave you nutrient deprived.

And really, Ramen isn't cheap.

Rice is cheap. Potatoes are cheap. They are what sustain me in times when I need more beer money.

 

i know. he just did that, and so he made me promise i'd eat more than that.

if you can buy rice in bulk, its super cheap.

and theres always Easy Mac. lol (i dont eat that, dont worry)