How many of you forum ladies are...

completely jealous of Rachel Ray right now??
She is the only girl I can say I love you to and you ladies know it!

It's ok, she's taken so I'm shopping for a new love, but the bar has been set high.

And it's not that I dont like you..

 

Eh, you're just stuck on her because she's a goddess in the kitchen.

 

Can you explain what it is you see in her?

 

Okay, so I just looked her up. Does she really dress half-naked on her cooking show? What the heck? No wonder you're all smitten with her. It's sex and cooking! I bet you get all hot and bothered, imagine her baking an apple pie in your kitchen, huh?

 

She isn't half dressed on her show but she has done photo shoots looking mighty cute.
She radiates the wholesomeness and cuteness that I dig in a girl.

 

Who? Haha

 

...and, she COOKS!

 

And yes, i've had thoughts of her warm apple pie

 

A la mode?

 

She looks like Lacy Peterson. What a Bastard Scott was!

 

Hmmm, you know, she DOES kind of look like Lacy Peterson!

 

Hey, wait a second DJ, didn't you say that you only like the young chicks under 30? Your Ms. Rachel Ray was born in 1968, which makes her *gasp* 38!

 

ew that's just gross!

 

I wonder what he has to say for himself now!

 

No cherry pie action ya say?

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30something's not prune territory is it?
Thought that started after 80...

 

I make exceptions, I'm not shallow...

 

I don't like her cooking show but I like the other show where she haves to spend $30 a day.

 

Well that's good!

 

I dont care how old she is. She is a smoking hottie!!!
She won't have me anyway.
You got me thinking though, she is too old to have me some babies.
Screw her!!!

 

Might outta really rethink that - 'Dad'.
Unfortunately it usually doesn't work thataway...