thank god for hacky-sacks

ok so my mom comes out of the laundry room and asks me where i wore these shorts that shes holding. so i say my friends house lets call him A.

so she says Oh. so im like WTF what did she find?!?!?!?!?

so i wait till sh leaves and sneak into the laundry room. there on the washer are three seeds. o snap. O fuckin snap.

im in drivers ed. shes gonna take me out. im goin to an awsome festival of the music inclination. im not going. im screwed. these were the first thoughts in my head. BUT i was wrong.

there like a gift from god there seems to be another seed on the floor! wtf???

But its not. its a hacky-sack bean. and it looks exactly like a seed. (just without the watermelon look).

infact there all over the floor of my house (i had been practicing against the wall for like a month) so i just start collecting them.

then i do a little switch-a-roo.

so then i say to my mom "look at these beads" "there all over the house".
"Oh wait there from my hacky sack". shes like let me see them.

then shes like "OH".

so i think alls cool right now but im not sure

-cross your fingers.
-rydns

 

Hahaha, pretty sly man. Good luck!

 

wow that would suck! haha i dont think my mom would ever know wat seeds were... but who knows?

 

My Mom would never have known what seeds looked like. Once she caught my brother and I with a bunch of water bongs that he had just made, and we were tripping on acid. But she didn't know what they were and proceeded to freak out because we had cigarettes! It was great. We kept waiting for her to realize that we had four bongs in the basement...but the next morning she's like "what were those drinking tubes you guys had last night?"

 

^^^^

ahaha thats a really funny story man. my dad fully walked in my room with my weed broken up on the table on a sheet of paper n water bong beside it.. he didn say anythin at all when i came back upstairs n see him turnin of my lights n walkin away..

the rest of the nite i was jus thinkin wtf to my self

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n does acid fuck you up really bad that people would know if you did it?
cause it takes days for the effects to wear off

 

I'd say depends on the dose, but I think it'd be way easier to tell if someone was on shrooms then acid, cause I'm way more squigly and have more weird body movements on shrooms. Acid doesn't really make you move really weird unless you want to, but you deffinitly have big pupils, but it wouldn't be easy to act sober around the peak, but on the comedown it's easier.

 

I just wanna know what kind of mom searches her son's laundry and picks out the seeds? wtf

 

the same reason we do

 

sirtokesalot

wtf dude!?!?!?!

she didnt search my laundry she was doing it.
theres was candy wrappers in my pocket. (hershey kisses with almonds mmmmmmmmmm)

jesus dude why are you so pernicious man. why cant you ever just be cool.

fuckin doosh.

 

yes, sometimes, if you got good shit, or your plecboing the fuck out of it.

but the effects will NOT last a few days. more like a few hours. half a day. but unless you took a shit load or you keep re-doseing than it would never last more than one day.

 

i don't think sirtokesalot was trying to be a dick about this...your mother would never have noticed those tiny little specks in the deepest depths of your pockets had she not been suspicious of you to some degree.

if you got a problem with the guy, at least wait till he makes a post worth yelling about (of which there are many ).

 

exactly dude chill out hes a cool guy when he wants to be dont call him a douche when he hasnt done anything worth calling him a douche

 

haha, man, whatever. way too many rude comments in general on this forum =]. i wish everyone would just be nice to each other, what the hells the point in being a douche, i got enough of em to deal with in my day to day life let alone on internet forums

 

jesus christ I say one thing and the thread explodes.. forgive me man for making a simple statement

 

im sencing hostility, and the energy is getting cramped in this thread.

 

yea, it's pretty beat that your mom would search your pockets so intently that she would find a couple little seeds. and why didnt you just toss them? gotta keep that shit on the dowlow when you're living with your parents.

smooth thinking with the hacky sack bead thing. i taek all the beads out of all my hacks though, and use pennies and sand. wayyy better stop.

 

Shut up you fat fucking slob and come up with something productive to say.

 

truth

 

Truth what?

CONFUSED

 

I think he meant that there's truth to what you're saying.