If anyone ever gets the chance to go to a Masturbate-a-thon you should. I went to the one held in Portland OR and it was a blast....so to speak
Dear Hipforumers: The Orgasm Control Center has declared National Masturbation Day to be a resounding sucess. To everyone who participated: thank you for your support of this healthy and exhilirating activity. There are 3 days left in National Masturbation Month-put them to good use!
i did my bit on national masturbation day by enduring a full two hour wank before exploding into my hand--it was bliss and i will happily support the cause anytime im asked--well i dont need to be asked really
Proud to say that I made it Masterbationk weekend with my friends. We had our own group party all weekend
Holy crap! I just realized today! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! One day! Gotta cram it!
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Orgasm Control Center (OCC) has declared National Masturbation Month to have been a complete success! From everyone at the OCC, thank you for your participation, and we hope you all had a nice orgasmic experience. Lets all strive to make every month "Masturbation Month"!