I've been smoking since 8th grade and was caught one single time. Earlier this year I had packed up a homemade bong before school and was ready to smoke it up. Now what I usually do is turn on the shower and open up the window in the bathroom and blow the smoke out the window. So as im about to go my mom calls me out. I put the bong behind the radiator in the corner since I'll only be out of the room for a few seconds. Why she called me out I can't remember but she had to put some towels in the cabinent in the bathroom which is about 2 feet from the radiator. I wasn't too worried since I knew she wouldnt be in there long and wouldn't be able to see it. So as she's putting away the towels wouldn't you know it she drops one right by the radiator and when she bends over to pick it up sees the bong which was made out of a water bottle. I am standing right behind her this whole time praying she didn't see it but she goes "What the heck why is there a random water bottle here?" At that moment I knew she was gonna pick it up and see the green in it so I left the room and waited to get yelled at. I told her I had planned on trying it sometime and had been hiding it there for about a week. She believed me since I've never really gotten in trouble before. She watched me real closely for about 2 weeks but then everything blew over and I'm still smokin now.
Hey man, how was I supposed to know she'd drop a towel? I'm not too bad though. I smoke 2-4 times a week before school and have never been caught other than this story. I also smoke in my house about 5 times a week other than before school and have never been caught doing that either. I'm below ninja but I'm working on it!
haha, oh yea i'm a ninja, i go right behind my dad's back and puff one on his head, then when he turns around to see the joint... IT'S GONE! I store all my weed in his pockets and when he puts his hand in to pull out his keys.... IT'S GONE! I make bongs out of all of my parents' personal items, really good ones so that when i take one hit.... I'M gone!! =P (too high)
Man, thats terribly unfortunate. oh well, at least the whole thing blew over. if that had been me my parents probably would be trying to ship me off to rehab right now. they're a little crazy about drugs and alcohol. being a fuck up runs in the family and they're scared i'm going to piss life away.
Yeah I definitely consider myself lucky for that 'cause my mom was suuuper pissed but I was able to talk myself out of it. That's what I hate man. Only if My ma knew what it's like you know. That it's not hurting me it's only helping. If I ever get caught again I guarantee I would be put into drug counseling or she'd have me getting checked for depression or something mostly because I know she never messed around with anything other than alcohol so she thinks weed is a lot worse than it actually is. Oh well.
I'm above ninja, I've taken hits from my 1 hitter in the car while riding with my mom. You should have said soemthing like " O, thats mine", and grabbed it and walked out really fast.
lol. It was a water bottle with a metal pipe and a round bowl with black resin and green marijuana in it. If I would have said that's mine and ran away I may have been worse off. Taking a hit in front of your mom is pretty impressive though I have to admit. How did you get rid of the smoke? Did you zero it or just go out the window or what?
wow man that sentence u just said reminded me exactly of myself. I smoke around parents who CANT find out and when i smoke i remind myself as a fucking ninja who fails to get caught for over a year. Man im the shit at hiding this, its like every single time u smoke u learn better ways of hiding it and increasing your ninja stealth. I do crazy shit like one time my mom was knocking on my door while i was smoking because she needed to get something..then while blazed i think 'oh shit think man THINK GODAMIT'. Then this idea came to mejust before the second knock occured. I quickly opened my window and threw a basketball out of it hitting my shed thereby attracting the evil villain they call "mom" to the shed after hearing the loud noise to see what was going on. Mom then went out to see what the loud noise was then i switfly found some oust quickly sprayed then hiding my stash before mom came back up to my room looking for what she wanted in the first place. PWNED
Well, I had packed a bowl becuase I wanted to get high before we had to goto court. I went into the bathroom and only got to hit it like 2 or 3 times before my mom's liek " WE HAVE TOGO WHERE GOING TO BE LATE!!!!" So, I walk out pocket the bowl and jump in the car. Half way there I say " Hey!, look at that cool bird over there" Of course she looked, and I took a huge rip of the bowl, ahah.
