Whats your Bong(s) name?

Just wondering what some of you have named your Bong(s), Not sure if this thread has been done before but either way just tell me some of your new or old bong(s) names.

 

my bongs name is Fei, meaning beautiful and stands out in Chinese

 

Pump Pum, its a Pom bottle with the top of the "O" scratched off like Snoop Dogg's song Pump Pum

 

My bong's name is Merlin.

 

my bong's name is Lazo. i named it that because i was in spanish one day and in my book next to the word lazo somebody wrote bong, but what it meant was bond so i took that as a sign because i had just gotten my bong and was trying to come up with a name

 

my first glass peace was called philmore (its a joke... fill more) which i dont own, my bong was oringaly johnny applepants twice removed but its been shorted to johnny, then the last bowl i just had that i sold was name jason deleppo, and im naming my new metal one right now... his name is FRANKY

 

Schlong

 

me and donnie had one called "yardy the green bunny", it was a blue yardstick glass we turned into a bong and put a sticker with a bunny saying "well done!" on it.
then we had "Mrs. Jenkins" because it was made out of a measuring cylinder i took from my science class, taught by Mrs Jenkins.
i named Smitty's blue pipe "thomas the toke engine"

 

yogi bear its a pastic honey bear bottle

 

i need help naming my new bong i recently bought

 

mar... cause it looks like the ocean... and ocean in spanish is mar

 

mr. bubbles

 

i named mine "the killer B" because it has this awesome black and yellow spiral thing going on, so it looks like a bee, and in half-baked the guy is always saying "killer B" so i thought, hey, that works out.

 

this is shlong:

 

bahahahahaha

 

"The Darwin" - It proves the theory of evolution, after some good hits everyone becomes monkeys again!!

 

Hawkeye Trapper John

 

Hate to burst your bubble, but the mandarin word for beautiful is mei not fei.

 

"The Return of the Curse of the Son of Coral Reefer's Ghost"

The story behind this name is that mine and my friend's original bong, Coral Reefer, broke the DAY that we bought it. We tried to resurrect several times with binding, it would work for a few pulls and then stop working. So we finally gave up, went out and bought another one and she wanted to keep the name, so we named it the Son of Coral Reefer. This one broke about 5 days later so we decided that we must have enacted a curse when we tried to resurrect Coral Reefer's Ghost, which was passed down to the Son of Coral Reefer.

So when we finally bought a third bong we decided to give it that ridiculous name just to keep the tradition alive. Amazing enough, I've had it for 2 years (she gave it to me when she quit smoking) and it hasn't broken yet.