... you get in a fight with a beaver. Tonight i was walking home from a friends bon fire across town, close to my house theres a big waterfall that you can sit right on the edge of, so tonight I decided to smoke a joint there, which i used to do all the time. I sat down and smoked my joint and sat there for a bit after enjoying the view, when all of a sudden there was a really loud Splash! right beside me, I didnt know what it was so i jumped up and walked onto the grass, after I thought for a minute I remembered there was this beaver that made the same sound at me before at the same place, then I saw its head in a reflection in the water and started walking up the river the way it was swimming. It kept slapping at me and coming towards me but i didnt move till it was about 10 feet away then I yelled at it and it swam away a bit. sorry there wasnt really any punch line there, it was just what happened and i thought it was funny so i thought i would share.
