So there are 11 penguins in a row.

And you want them all to form a circle, what would you use to persuade em?

 

I don't fuck animals.

 

not what I heard, and definitely not what I been telling people.

 

I have found that trying to get penguins to do anything they don't want to do is a dangerous game.

 

ha, you just arent extreme enough.

 

I'm touched.
You people always seem to have something to say about me coz you aint me.

 

yes, I talk about you constantly. My mom thinks we are gonna marry, but I keep telling her no, he is a guy...stupid mom thinks I am gay....

 

Penguins look innocent but they're all crazy. they live at the south pole for god's sake.

 

what you got against the southside?

 

I'd almost agree with her.

 

My dear James...Is that a proposal?

 

just obervation.

 

for one, the surfing sucks; killer whales, ice bergs, almost never see anybody going topless on the beach...

 

yeah and when you do its usually a dead chick.

 

that wouldn't bother me so much iff it weren't for the whole shatter-when-you-try-to-pick-them-up thing.

some of those shards are pretty sharp.

 

good eatin though

 

Yeah that's another thing about the south pole; good luck finding a pizza place that delivers.

 

delivery is over rated anyway

 

i got a new guitar.

 

is it one of them slider steel gutar thingies?