If you are against the war

Do you feel justified in banging Marine, Army, Navy, or Air Force wives while their man is in Iraq?
Why or why not, if the wife is willing?

 

no

 

Fresh outta ten foot poles.
as in 'won't touch this w/a ten foot pole'

 

I don't know any, and well, don't want a shell shocked disgruntled vet coming back to disembowel me whenever they do return


and just no anyway

 

If you try to bang anothers mans wife I would say you are all for war!

 

I was in the Marines and when guys went on deployment it happened all the time. They are known as "Jody"

 

I would like to eliminate women from my life, not add more.

 

After "Jar Head" most of the planet know this now, lol.

 

I did not know this.

 

I knew one dudes wife who started stripping while he was away. Made bank. And cheated on him. I didnt like the prick so much so I kept quiet.

 

I think spending anytime with anymans wife while he still gives a shit about her is rather an ignorant idea. Its pretty trashy for a couple people to dog behind anothers back. Should send the ol dear John letter instead, then after broke up do as you wish.

 

When I was in uniform I was not only banging guys wives while they were deployed, I banged a few of their daughters as well. And they were almost ALL strippers.

 

My grandfather came back from being overseas and his wife had 2 kids. No joke...he divorced her ass and married my grandma. Thank you slut for my existance!

 

You are my fucking role model.

 

Only if they have an upside down broom on the front porch.

 

i would never sleep with another mans wife
mainly cause i dont swing that way

 

sounds lame
(the kind of chicks who'd marry an army man probably aren't my type anyways)

 

Is that the sign?
*runs to check the brooms*
Which way is upside down? I wouldn't want a line to start forming...

 

I'm against wars, but should I kill half of the world?

 

I fucked this pregnant chick (she didn't look preggo, though) in '94 when her "fiance" was off in Bosnia.

She kept saying, "Your cock is so much bigger than XXXXXX's" and it kind of freaked me out at first. So, I asked her who was XXXX? And she said "An old boyfriend...keep fucking me and shut up..." or something to that effect.

I didn't know it until afterward, though. That's when she broke down and gave me an hour long crying spell about the wrongess of everything.

Crazy bitch. I shot her full, too.

But, I had no idea...so, I'm not total scum.