No girl would turn down the opportunity of spending the evening sipping tea and munching on fairycakes with bigfoot. As for me - i'm pissed - he stole my mp3 player and then told me all the tracks on it were shit - he only listens to 80's house music.hairy fkn barstard
Well.. I gotta admit I have had sex with a tree before. Full moon, ya know. *is actually not joking :sunglasse
Oh yes. The trees are drawing me near, I've got to find out why. Those gentle voices I hear, expliain it all with a sigh: "You're sexually attracted to foliage."
You see, Justwow, you're not REALLY a conservative after all! You've just been fooling yourself! You'll have to start advocating people-vegetation marriage!
Naw, I'm a conservative in favor in the conservation of trees, so we can have sex with them! Or preferably, and seriously, under them.
still a tree virgin though ive not had sex with one and they don't exactly turn me on, i have made love to one. It was a rubbing and glorifying sensation
There is a tree that looks like it has boobs, next to my house. I touched them once... Does that count as "making love" to it
