family guy moments

(on a boat)
chris: "hey dad.....what's a blowhole for?"
peter: "Ill tell you what it's NOT for, son, and when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."

 

The new episodes, and American Dad, are absolutely terrible. Half hour of trying to sell an agenda. But the original Family Guy episodes are excellent.

Peter: "What was the name of the bad guy from Tron? ... Ah, this is gonna drive me nuts."

 

That Stewie has me in the floor laughing! That kid is so funny!

 

It was on the Y2K episode when they thought the world was gonna end.

Lois-"I'm not gonna buy into your stupid nuclear holocaust theory."
Peter-"heheh You said nuclear. It's nuculer dummy, the S is silent."

I'm not sure if the lois line is accurate word for word, but the Peter line had me ROFLMGDAO. That shit is just fucking hilarious.

 

I love the one when Peter goes to court, and the judge rules against him and everyone goes "oh no! oh no! oh no!" and then the Kool-Aid guy comes in and smashes through the wall and says "Oh YEEAH!!" And everyone just stares at him and he backs out slowly...friggin hilarious!

 

Oh man, that has to be one of my favorite family guy moments ever!
"oh look at the likkle baybee." "What is that god awful noise!"

Oh man the episode where the brits buy out the Drunken Clam is hilarious!

Thhe Life of the wife is ended by the kniiiiife!

 

Great show!!! There are too many moments to even remember and list!

But one I always remember and giggle at was when Peter said, "I read it in a book once."

Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't...........nothing?"


And after a fashionably-long awkward Family Guy pause, Peter says: ".....Oh yeah."

lol

 

the ecstacy one is the best. i laughed till i couldnt breath

 

i can't handle family guy when i'm high..it's just so ridiculous
but now i want to watch it

"i'd take my sweater off but i'm afraid it's attached to my skin"

 

Loveitloveitloveit (though have only seen series1-3, didn't have a tv when they showed series 4 and the DVDs aren't out yet). Think I love Brian the best

Brian-"Come on babydoll, I'll show you the channel that Lois doesn't know about"
Lois- "Meg, Chris, take Stewie upstairs"
Stewie- "No wait, that man seems to have suffered a rather serious snake bite"

 

the hardest i ever laughed was when peter and stewie actually started getting along.because stewie liked it when peter hit louis.and so he ties her up and drops her intot he lake and the whole way back they wouldn't stop laughing.and i couldn't hold back the laughter either

 

lol, that a fucking classic moment, I'd forgotten all about that one! Thank you fuzz_acid_flowers, you just brightened up my day with that memory!

 

haha.no problem.that was the episode that actually got me hooked.if i laughed for any longer i would have pissed myself

 

After reading ya answers, i´m absolutely in the mood for watching the whole night family guy, A friend gave me 3 episodes, and i almost died of laughter while watching "the dukes of hazard" (teacher: this is Megan, she´s from the North. other pupils:"whoa, is it true you got talking pictures...and parfume for your armpits?"
Excellente!

 

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one of the best shows. Not much worth watching these days, but family guy is the exception.

 

I found this via digg.com verry funny to watch

Code:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjwFM6zoraM

 

'how bout that sideboob? check out this sideboob? What about this sideboob? it turn ya on? well it shouldn't... cuz thats MY sideboob'

 

I love the scenes with the Kool Aid man...freaking classic!

 

i love it when he bought volcano insurance
classic