my great-grandmother was the first woman to graduate college in her state-that's on my maternal side, on my paternal side I am actually an heiress to a chain of motels, travel lodges, developments and truckstops. I want no part of it and do not talk to that side of my family...Louis Prang was my great great uncle and Dixon was my birth name...so yeah I changed my name because I have a lot more respect for that first woman who graduated college and invested her meager earnings in corn fields.
i'm descended from john quincy adams. my son is related to the guy who invented the steamship (i forgot his name)
daniel boone, edgar allen poe, kaiser wilhelm. they're all dead, so it's not like they can send me money. what good are they?