Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent By Jef Jaisun Yer truckin' casually down the street When a man comes up to ya lookin' beat With telltale traces of hippie on his chin You say howdy, he says "Hi, Got anything that'll make me fly? And if ya do I surely wish you'd let me in On what yer dealin', brother." In your mind you start to wonder What to turn this fella onto Then you get a look into his eyes You find his beard is only make-up And his line is purely fake-up Then and only then you realize He's your Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Friendly neighborhood narco man Courtesy of your local FBI Your friendly neighborhood narco daddy All-american finking Feddie There to trip you up while you are high You're sitting in the coffeehouse gloom When the waiter comes up to you with a broom And asks to sweep the floor around your chair You ask him why and he says, "Routine - "We like to keep our coffee clean." And he begins to tidy up with care *You light yourself a cigarette And find out soon as you got it lit That 40 new-found friends are by your side Then someone hands you a note that's penciled Telling you your flight's been cancelled Just the same you're going for a ride, with your… Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Friendly neighborhood narco man Courtesy of your local FBI Your friendly neighborhood narco daddy All-american finking Feddie There to trip you up while you are high You duck into an alley way, thinking, "Hey, maybe I can cop a J And get back before the boss finds out I'm gone." Remembering the golden rule You look both ways, make sure it's cool And when there ain't a soul for miles around You clutch your baggie full of weed And careful not to spill a seed You roll a joint as big as Baltimore And as you take that first big drag in A helicopter drops a paddy wagon Guess who's standing smiling by the door It's your Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Friendly neighborhood narco man Courtesy of your local CIA Your friendly neighborhood college drop-out Undercover copper cop-out Keeping law and order bright and gay Yes, you find out that the freak your trusted Is the fink that got you busted And 20 years is a long time to stay on the ground
