short freak appreciation thread

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by King James, May 21, 2006.

  1. King James

    King James Banned

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    appreciate short freaks!
     
  2. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    w00t, my very own thread
     
  3. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    It would help if people could tell me if they are short, since I don't know them in real life
     
  4. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    So your short? Blonde too, and looks to be taken, all the damn luck, just kidding,
     
  5. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    im not short
     
  6. King James

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    :rolleyes: just in bed.
     
  7. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    lies
     
  8. King James

    King James Banned

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    :rolleyes: mhm
     
  9. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    Randy Newman, Composer, 1977

    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason

    Short people got no reason to live.

    They got little hands,
    Little eyes,
    They walk around tellin' great big lies.

    They got little noses,
    Tiny little teeth,
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet.

    Well I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people 'round here.

    (Short people are just the same as you and I.)
    A fool such as I. (All men are brothers until the day they die.)
    It's a wonderful world.

    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody
    Short people got nobody to love

    They got little baby legs
    They stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to say hello.

    They got little cars
    That go beep beep beep.
    They got little voices
    Goin' peep peep peep.

    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds.
    They're gonna get you
    Every time.

    Well I don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people
    Don't want no short people 'round here.

    http://www.shortsupport.org/TheMedia/music/shortpeople-sgoldsmith.html
     
  10. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I was alive to hear that song ont he radio, lol
     
  11. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    i havent heard that song in a while. i like the sound of the song but the lyrics are pretty awful
     
  12. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i aint short so i guess i'm out
     
  13. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    Well, that was the point. [​IMG]


    ...I like's me some short people. [​IMG] Pardon me, umm... freaks. [​IMG]
     
  14. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    That doesn't preclude your appreciation of them. I appreciate that they don't block my vision at movies.
     
  15. King James

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    that must be awful.
     
  16. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Well ex wife is 5' and daughter is 4'10", the ex is serious freak of nature, daughter is my world!
     
  17. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    that is true
     
  18. King James

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    thats great now get ya big ass out.
     
  19. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I will place my bets that she has a rather nice ass but Im feeling rather optimistic today, but feel pesimistic about us all finding out if Im correct, lol
     
  20. King James

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    Shutup until you speak english.
     
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