If prostitution is the rental of the body....

Would we have to keep the reciept and could ya purchase an extended warranty options?

 

Probably, but its gunna cost out the ass.

 

Do we get cash back, a free replacement or store credit?

 

no free replacement

 

When they hit 36 can we use em as a trade in for two 18 year olds? What would the parameters of the trade in be like mileage, clean, still straight body ect?

 

and people wonder why they never work out.

 

I dunno- you wanna trade 'em in on something newer or you could park them in the front yard with a "for sale" sign. Then you can answer complete strangers' questions about mileage and how nice the ride is .

 

Oh but King James your could be to founding father of a whole new company. The Used Wives Dealer. You could mass market, franchise and think of the ads:


Just look at this beauty right her, good lines, sporty and low milage (you walk a little) and this one here, older model but well cared for, and if the price is right we will even send er into the body shop for a litle fixen.

 

I got out of the chick farm business a long time ago.

 

Hey we are onto something here, you know there is the supply and Brad just proved the demand, lol

 

nah, marraige is more like a mortgage.... the interest rate constantly wavers.... after 30yrs yer realise that yer only get wot yer pay for.....and you'll wish you kept up with the maintainance....

 

well, you're not just buying sex. you're also buying someone to cook, clean, do you dishes and run errands for you while raising your children. and managing your own health..and all it takes is one ring. cheap! cheap i say!

 

I'm getting very little of that. I got ripped off...

 

totally. does she work and financially contribute at least?

 

Absolutely, but possessing the penis I make more money and work more hours.

I don't make these rules, forward your complaints to the Illuminati.

 

heh. well, if she's putting up the same number of hours, housework & childcare should be evenly split.

 

I'll bring this to her attention while I'm doing her nails this evening.

 

better aughtta....

 

i'll buy nothin'

 

See that is the point of the Used Wives Sales and service centers! If her cooking skills are not up to par, cooking school or trade her in, maybe she is lazy in them chores dept, well training or trading. The costs are more than a ring, thers is the ring, the upkeep, food, water, shelter, compliments, clothing, shopping, and oh god you actually have to listen to them, they complain, cry, bitch, the mood swings, the whole feel sorry me for having a baby gig, like its hard its done everyday and then there is the is my ass to big or am I still pretty, so its like we have to send em to shrinks and all.

The Used Wives Sales and Service would take care of all that for ya with a warranty and trade in option.

YESS before I get killed Im KIDDING!