Goddammit, I'm heated.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by indescribability, May 20, 2006.

  1. indescribability

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    My fuckin' mom has had four beers and is toting shit too and from the storage facility. She can't keep the beer here because of my situation, so she's keeping it there. When she left here the last time I told her she didn't need to be driving because her breath reaked of beer, so what does she do while she's there? She fucking drinks yet another beer. I fuckin' yelled at her; I kinda feel bad, but goddamn, how dumb can she be? If she goes to jail, I swear to god I'm not bailing her out. Some people just need to learn a lesson.
     
  2. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    You cant have beer there? As for your mom, your rihgt but she is an adult and perhaps she needs to learn the hard way from the mistake. I just hope its not too hard of a way.
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I wish I could stop driving places after I've been drinking.....but I'm not walking and I don't have any friends that could drive me. And I'm sure as fuck not gonna quit drinking. I just smoke a little pot and that sobers me up enough to get by. and plus we have one cop for the entire township after 10 oclock and I never go outside of that anyways. so fuck it.
     
  4. indescribability

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    We live in a very small town and have an abundance of dickhead cops. All she needs is to get popped for failing to use a turn signal or swerving, as she's in a truck 5x the size of her car, and she's hit.

    Ps. Cocaine is much more sobering than pot when it comes to alcohol :D
     
  5. As much as they tell us its bad, from a personal point of view, I've never had any trouble driving drunk myself, nor have any of my friends, but i don't mind sleeping over places now.
     
  6. indescribability

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    Yeah well, my mom can't drive sober, and she can't handle the truck, so it's a bad start to begin with.
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Four beers isnt much, even though she'd blow over .... if they do that there. I'm sure she got the message right?
     
  8. indescribability

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    I'm not worried about her getting hurt. I know she'll be fine, but these cops will pull you over for anything. And yes, they do breathalizers here. There's no way in hell a cop would let her go smelling the way she does.

    She probably got the message because she dropped everything she was doing and left when I asked her if she was 'fucking retarded'.
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    true, but its also more expensive....and way more addictive.
     
  10. indescribability

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    You drink mad dog, you can afford some coke with the money you've saved. No need to do a lot. Just a gagger right before you gotta drive.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I haven't had mad dog for months.....
     
  12. indescribability

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    Me either :confused:
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    its too late to go get any tonight too....shit.
     
  14. indescribability

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    MD or coke?
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    MD....the liqour store is closed. Its never too late to get coke....those guys never sleep.
     
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    The LQ is closed? WTF time is it there? Shouldn't be past 10, is it?

    Don't drug and grocery stores sell it? Hell we have gas stations that sell MD here.
     
  17. DoNotDisturbme

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    I watched the show "All in the Family" the other day. Weird seeing that again.
     
  18. TheGanjaKing

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    The liqour store here closes at 8. And the one in Latrobe closes at fucking 6. total bullshit. and thats the only place you can buy anything other than beer.
     
  19. happyhippyflower

    happyhippyflower Sucker Punch

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    My mommy.....WHAAA WHA.. liquor store....WHAAA WHAA.

    we don't care.
     
  20. indescribability

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    Go back to your tree and keep kissing your troll.
     
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