note to self...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jerry420, Aug 2, 2004.

  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    when jerking off an elephant...STAND BACK!!!
     
  2. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    whoa boy... stand AWAY from the crack pipe.
     
  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    lol,

    just a random thought
     
  4. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I believe it is the randomest ever.
     
  5. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    ill remember to do that ,,,,,stand back !
     
  6. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Why would you want to jerk off an elephant anyway?
     
  7. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    to spray someone with it and then severly injure them/laugh. haven't you ever seen freddy got fingered?
     
  8. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    you stole that random thought!!! And I quote:


    It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
     
  9. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    Lmfao......
     
  10. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    if you steal a random thought, doesnt it make it no longer random
     
  11. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i didnt steal it,

    i used to have a personal tape recorder. i used to make all kinds of wierd note to slefs. i didnt know a previous thread existed on the subject.
     
  12. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    lol....i wasnt saying that you had. i was just going by the other 2 peoples suggestion. sorry that you thought i was insisting. i am just in one of those analytical moods. no harm was meant in the creating of this post. and in 5 seconds it will self destruct.


    go go gadget elephant beaters
     
  13. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    i love inspector gadget. i want to marry him.
     
  14. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    you just want that mechanical dick..........and who could blame you
     
  15. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    i wonder how far out his pecker goes.

    go go gadget dick..........................................sorry trish. didnt know i could reach you from all the way down here in maryland. now that you have it , whatcha gonna do with it?')
     
  16. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    Lmao...thats great
     
  17. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    note to myself.......nail her later-bimbo#5(making fun of bill clinton download it!!) its hilarious
     
  18. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    yikes, where did that perverted thought come from?
     
  19. Razor Face

    Razor Face Member

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    Another odd thread. If I ever find myself in the water with a horny dolphin that I want to start a relationship with, I'll know what not to do. Where did you get this stuff? Do they have animal theme parks in Tiajuana?
     
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