Not funny, but you will probably laugh.

I was mowing the lawn last week under a tree and I felt and heard a splat. A bird craped on my hand and it splattered on my shirt and on my cigar. What a trip!

 

What happened next?

 

I'd be pretty salty if a bird shat on my cigar.

 

good aim

 

I got the shotgun, the bird disapeared.:X LOL! just joking.

 

i had a bird shit on my head....twice

 

that really sucks. birds are so messy. but look on the bright side. the odds of it happening to you again are pretty slim. so you're better off than most now. lol.

jenny

 

birds just trying to remind you that smokings bad for you, he did you a favour
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Hahah people in the smoking section at my school get shit on all the time. It's funny

 

I hope it never happens to me again, that was messed up.

 

No he didn't, Im still puffing away, but you are right it's not good for you.

 

To good of an aim, could have been alot more to the right, left, backwards, or forwards.

 

Yeah, Ill probably never learn to quit, by the way is that a picture of a rat in your galleries, that's awesome. I like rats.

 

Three times here. All damn sea gulls too. =/

 

ah, you beat me!

 

Seagals, that worse. It was a Robin that got me.

 

yack, that's funny AND gross...

 

Yes indeed, it didn't take me very long to shut the mower off and go in and wash my hands. My mother, my brother inlaw and my sister were about ready to roll in the floor laughing.