If you could have sex with any old actor or musician who would you pick?

George Harrison, Mick Jagger or Robert Redford or all three at the same time.

 

abe lincoln.. i like climbing mountains

 

That's because they're made of plastic.

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I'd fuck David Bowie in a heartbeat.

 

I'd fuck elizabeth taylor, she's like a fine wine, best served old and hott

 

How old is Conan Obrien? I know he's not fifty yet but when ever he does hit fifty, I'd still do him.

 

*drools* Hell yes... hell fucking yes

 

damn, hugh laurie is hot as hell. hard to believe he played that dweeb in stewart little.

 

i would say john malkovitch but he's sortof let his belly go. sex is all mental, he'd be quite the mindfuck (in a good way) too, i think.

 

there are many, many musicans i would love to fuck
too many to list
but i think the 'actor' i'd fuck would be John Holmes
and i know hefner isn't really an actor/musican but i'd fuck him

 

well, I don't know about the whole sex thing but my first celebrity crush was on Christopher Plummer in The Sound Of Music, I was like 9 or 10. Then I realized that the movie was made before I was born and he's actually now like a hundred, so that crush ended quickly.

 

christopher plummer is still very handsome. bit of a potty mouth, though.

 

steve buchemi.

 

Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart....
Oh, and William Peterson....

 

he's actually at the top of my gimme list, but i don't think he's old enough for this poll...

 

it's pretty clear. The only alternative for me is KEITH RICHARDS

 

ew. make sure you bring duct tape. bits of him may just fall off.

 

I hope you didn't talk to me..

 

i always fancied sissy spacek and diane lane

 

Janis Joplin ... need I say more.

 

i did. also, you should bring some nail glue, never know when you might need it, and it holds pretty good.