im the most humorous guy here

coz i even cant tell ya a joke

 

so a man walk in to a bar...clunk

 

im drunk, so i must be telling the truth

 

drunk people only lie for sex or to police officers, or so I heard....

 

no i never lie for sex, and police officers lie to me

 

I only believe the last part...no I believe the whole thing, but yer drunk and I am a cop....

 

cops are bad, and they lie. u cant be a cop. u believed me. unless ur lying

 

wait...I am not sure I am a cop, my badge says "Felt Up"....shit maybe I am drunk......

 

well, does it hurt? i can feel nothing

 

no, up feels "cool"

 

but i've heard that it was usually brutal

 

hmmmm, I guess you gotta allow for technique.....

 

can u teach me that?

 

no, your a homeless dude, I only feel up married dudes, I mean homeless girls..imean....

 

oh yer bad...nevermind, i can take care of it

 

wait
yer a guy.......

 

OMG WHERE ARE TEH MODERATORS??

this is too funny......