happy freaking birthday

oh yes, HH. I like HH

ok, so you have 2 asian friends.

 

Let's not forget Jet Li is asian.

It might not sound important, but it is.

 

Jet Li's without a doubt, the greatest person. Ever.

 

yes, but is jet li a friend of cooloner?

 

Jet Li is everyones friend. Whether they know it or not.

And I'm not gay or anything, but if Jet Li wanted, he could have me.

 

^Ha ha ha ha, you're funny

 

Of course. Everyone likes Jet Li.

If someone seriously said they didn't like Jet Li, I couldn't even be mad. That's pretty inconceivable.

That's like hearing someone say, "You know what I hate? The moon."

Where do you go with that?

 

jet li doesn't like cooloner cuz he only has two asian friends. Me and HH.

 

everybody likes you. they might have to think about it for a while but once they're done thinking about it i'm sure in the end they all can say they like you

 

Thanks.

I'm only kinda kidding though. I'm a huge Jet Li fan.

own every US movie, and a lot of his Hong Kong stuff.

I've never been big on celbrity idolization, but Jet Li's a good actor and a great Martial Artist.

Plus he's humble, charitable, and saved his daughter from the Tsunami, injuring himself in the process.

Only a Tsunami could possibly hurt Jet Li.