me and chris

are engaged.

 

i thought that liking someone over the internet was impossible.... but

ed, she's different you know?


although we werent gonna tell anyone

 

well sorry, i just had to say it


especially after you gave me this lovely ring you got in the turney machine at the corner store

 

its all lies

 

i love you too my poofy woofy snuggle bunny

 

Isn't chris engaged to Maryanne?

 

we're married. we can get a divorce though. ed's a good woman.

and i'll run off with josh

 

I approve.

 

chris has sexual relationships only with himself*!!!







*amongst others

 

Martin: What do you do? You join the Mothers and you end up working for Zappa! And he makes you be a creep! You could have played the blues with John Mayall, or far-out exciting jazz with Blood, Sweat & Tears
Don: You really think so?
Martin: Look, no one'll ever take you seriously after this . . . how can they take you seriously? In this business you either gotta play the blues or sing with a high voice
Don: You're right, I never should have joined the Mothers, oh I . . . I could be a star now, oh . . .

 

who's gonna be yer maid of honour? Best man? Open bar at the party afterwards? :X

 

and if i donthave sex with at least 3 bridesmaids, its not a real wedding

 

its not about the bridesmaid, its about the strippers.

at least, that's what they tell me in "wedding" magazine.

 

ed, can i be a bridesmaid

 

going by my earlier statements, i reckon you'd make a good bridesmade

 

ahahah whoops i didnt even read up to that.


i still want to be a bridesmaid tho:H

 

:H


thats all i got

 

me too me too!

 

:O chris. how dare you edit that.