Who is the Crown Prince of Porn?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, May 15, 2006.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    If it's you then tell me your movie, who was in it and what you did to achieve such an accolade.
     
  2. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    The name Ron Jeremy ring a bell?
     
  3. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Well He has a bigun but can he really fill the role, so to speak, better than anyone else?
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    He's a genuinely nice guy, very humble, a bit shy and I think he'd do nicely.
     
  5. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    ron jeremy is so nasty
     
  6. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Does everyone see the underlying cover that this thread has taken on tonight? Can you imagine if we were to address the issue and delve deeper into the subject?
     
  7. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    I know this is a touchy subject but we must try to keep abreast of things.
     
  8. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    If I made a movie it would take place behind a deli counter or something. I'd be the star and fuck all the customers. I'd call it Meat On The Bone... or maybe **** Catchers.

    All the girls would be amateurs with big natural titties..
     
  9. King James

    King James Banned

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    I'm retired.
     
  10. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    How about Jack __ the beanstock. I'm trying not to give hipforms a bad image lol
     
  11. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Jack _ the beanstock huh... tell us about your movie idea Bellfire01 :D
     
  12. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Well, It's a tail of a man that has to do battle with a giant. He is in a situation because his woman gave him money but he spent it on some beans. He ends up spending hours battling the giant until they both come down. Lots of rising, passion, pain,and excitement for everyone over 21. (But more for Jack because it's he is the entire cast lol.)
     
  13. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Ok, you missed out some of the story... is there going to be any gagging, anal, maybe a little bukkake? The giant needs love too...
     
  14. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    ron jeremy is still gross
     
  15. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Okay, so I didn't know who the heck this Ron Jeremy dude was, so I looked him up. And...uggghhh, I'm sorry but yuck.
     
  16. King James

    King James Banned

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    hahahahhahaa
    people know porn stars names.



    hahahahhaahhahahahahaha
     
  17. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    hes repulsive. i cant believe hes slept with thousands of women (to me thats gross)
     
  18. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    I know the names of Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson. I thought everybody knew those two names. I don't even watch that much porn these days and I've heard of 'em.
     
  19. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I've only ever seen one porn, it was a really messed up amateur hooker flick. My best friend and I were cracking up through the entire thing. We thought it was hilarious.
     
  20. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    That definitely makes him even more gross, yes, I tend to agree!

     
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