A trip to the Hospital

Last night I was hanging out with a couple friends, just fucking around outside. Long story short, my toe ended up dislocated. So I ended up having to go to the hospital. I had to get xrays, and anesthesia, which I've never had before. They stuck this huge needle in on one side of my toe and then the other. It was really fucking painful. Then the doctor snapped my toe back into place. It sounded quite like a knuckle cracking. Now I have a huge bill coming that I won't be able to pay. oh well.

Before I went to the hospital a friend of mine had given me a Vicodan and after we got out we smoked a couple bowls. I was royally fucked. And I walk with a limp. I feel like Igor. I look like Igor with the limp. My mom gave me another Vicodan which I have yet to take.

 

I tried to warn you about kicking homeless people. I know it's fun but unless you're wearing steel toed boots....

 

my friends bf had to go to the hospital yesterday.... he got stabbed. at random. pierced his kidney apparently, just a little.... should heal fine but, yeah, less than good.

 

I know, I know. I just can't help myself.

 

Nope. I limped in there barefoot.

Well, I had a shoe on one foot but I don't count that.

Man, I am on 1000mg of Vicodan right now. I am moving reaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyy sllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwww....

 

yep
high freakin stats for violent crimes

I think Prince Albert currently has the highest violent crime rate per capita (it's a small fuckin city some two hours north of me, my grandparents and dad live there)

 

Should I cry for you?

 

I was Stabbed in School at 16...

 

They didn't know what they were doing or wanted you to live apparently.

 

.... oh, the misadventures of getting high...