One of the funniest things I remember seeing was my mate, getting stoned for the first time (aged 16), leant against a wall. He started slowly sliding to the floor sideways, bent at the waist, until his wrist was lying on the floor. We aasked him what was wrong: "My watch is reaaally heavy". We took the watch off for him and he slowly returned to his original position. Lovely. Oh, and I played a He-man cartoon on telly with a playstation controller for 20 minutes before passing it to my mate saying, 'This games too hard, I can't get the hang of it'.
I was talking to a friend last night. I asked him "Can you keep a secret?" He says "Depends on what it is. If you tell me you're planning to rent an airplane, fill it with ammonium nitrate and crash it into The Statue Of Liberty I may tell someone. On the other hand, if you plan to rent an airplane, fill it with ammonium nitrate and crash it into an accordian factory, hell I'll chip in for gas."
This....This is not funny.... This is retarded.... Why do people find acting totally retarded and beyond stoned, funny? Acting silly, however, is fine. Even being a bit retarded at times, but I don't give a shit HOW many bowls you've smoked, hell, you could inject yourself with an ounce of pure THC (somehow it's possible, I'm sure lol) and there is NO WAY you would be THAT HIGH you could possibly mistake a cartoon for a video game. Ever. And if you find some pot that makes you think any cartoon is a video game and is actually responding to anything you do on a controller, you are fucking retarded, and I want some of whatever you're getting, cuz I get Grade-A BC Bud, and even that doesn't make me trip out. p.s. Grade ABC bud, lolzer.
Dude, I shit you not. I swear that the charcters were moving at exactly the same time I pushed a button.
So where is this magic television channel with no commercials? I must order it. Or did the hoover suck when you told it to also? And on that note of pwnage, it's people like you that give the >18 stoner a bad reputation.
chill out man. I know there have been times I have been that high... LOL. I got like a thousand stories, but ill tell you this one that happened to me recently. For a few days, me and my cousin were totaly dry. We had no weed at all, which was very sad. So we finaly found a guy through a friend of a friend and we got hooked up with some really good herb. A few bowls later, I was all hungry and lookin for a snack. So I went into my kitchen, and started making something, and then as im standing there, I hear this sound, it was almost like a child was crying. It was pretty freaky. Like seriously freaky.... So im standing there making more food, and I keep hearing it, the more I hear it, the scarey it gets. I couldnt tell where the sound was coming from, but I could tell it was close... and it was freaking me out. So I waited for a minute, and the "child crying" sound kept going on, and I was starting to get seriously freaked out. is there some kid around here that is actualy crying? Was my weed laced? Am I really hearing this or am I halucinating? So I start looking all over the place, then I see the door next to my kitchen... And my kitty cat was outside! She was crying the whole time to come inside since the door was closed. But since she was outside, and due to the weird acustics of the spot she was standing at, it make her Meow sound all deep and freaking weird. So I let her inside and everything was okay. But it seriously scared the shit outa me for like a few minutes.
