I'm trying to lay a goth girl

yea. ok.

 

izzat like the Hustle?

 

why you askin me if you so sure?

 

wasnt aware I had ever asked you anything

 

Doesn't "trying to lay" imply your trying to get her sex with someone else?

If so I reccomend 121. He's dreamy.

 

I believe the goth and jew part, just not the girl part.

 

no, it's not like a dance number with many steps, it's just a dance move.

 

I believe the trying part.

 

ah. You think you could teach it to me?

 

While we're on the subject of goths and fetish parties, does anyone know of a good pony bit gag. It's for a mother's present.

 

theres one on this horse that goes around the lake at midnight.

 

let her drink your blood
might help

 

im trying to rid the world of stupid people

but as is evidence from this thread - i havent been very successful yet


as for goth girls, its been my experience that people who act/dress like that are trying to make up for the fact they have no personality are dull and boring as bat shit.

i much prefer the ones who seem normal but you soon discover they are absolute and total freaks. its always a nice welcome surprise.

 

hmmm I think yopu experience life through TV guide......

 

Who the fuck wants normal?

Someone feeling left out?

 

nope dont watch tv

 

TV guide is a magazine......

 

guess we dont have it here