Ex Wives

*throws confetti and blows one of those neat little...thingies that you blow at birthday parties*

 

ex wives are scary

 

i dont keep in contact with any of my ex's because they get scary after we break up.

ive been told im like a drug, i know im addictive, i cried and went psycho when i left myself too.

 

yeah, you should celebrate

ps, my ex wont go away either.

 

You never told me you had ex wives.

 

well now you know

 

i dont have any babies.

 

i dont have any pompoms

 

she has boobs

 

now thats a lie

 

she does, just someone took them.




<3

 

LOL, she was an ex the moment I gave up over 100K a year, sold a very nice home and decided I wanted to move to the middle of nowhere, it just did not become official till I decided to drive truck and give up on computers all the way.

So bought her a house, signed the papers and wella no more wife, now just an ex who likes to spread rumors we are getting back together and hangs around. I enjoy my freedom now far too muc to desire any sort of tie downs really.

 

you suck

 

u like it

 

perhaps

 

Maybe if you propose again she'll go away?

 

dang,,,,, n to think i left mine 12 years ago,, left him with all n am still fighting the sorry bastard to this day,,,,, only had to go half way round the country n then south for him to let me be in some sorta peace alone,,,,,

n damn,,,, my ex was the reason i gave up my gun collection,,,,, he walked in an wandered once too many times for me (although was much more than wandering round) and i had no qualms bout blowing his fool head off so i soldem all...

 

ugh,,,,i either got quick fingerz this am or these forums are having fits again...

 

Forums are misbehaving.... it's being a timeout festivsl for me this morning. Almost time to lift some weights anyway...