To save myself from my annual "Everybody forgot my birthday" kiniption fit...

So what's it like to be old and wrinkly.. I mean old and wise?

 

the only part of me that's wise is my mouth.

The only part of me that's wrinkly always kind of was.

 

Thanks.

Might be if I stopped shaving it.

No, last year I posted a "Fuck you all for forgetting my birthday" thread becuase no matter how old I get I never really grow up.

*Hits crummy across shins with cane*

Sure did. Wanna meet me at Denny's?

Thanks but my real name is Harry Ass Baboon

Only Skip knows and I pay him good money to keep it to himself.

Nah, money will be fine.

Thanks Ashton'sMom. Lovely voice btw.

 

*jumps into cake naked* Shit. I knew I had that backwards.

 

**cuts slice of cake**
why is the cake bleeding?

 

Eats a slice anyway.

 

this isnt vegan is it?

 

i like taurus' .. just don't seem to know many where are y'all hiding?

 

We're here, we're just all too lazy to go anywhere.

 

happy belated birthday

 

thanks KJ. But I'm in california so you made it with ten minutes to spare.

 

Please come to my birthday party this year-I don't care if you jump in or out of it! Nobody even told me happy birthday last year-if I know you're coming I'll get the biggest ass cake in Texas (I'm near Galveston).

 

i believe it

 

You shouldn't make a habit of that. We also lie alot.

 

Still, it paints a pretty picture.

 

i bet thats a lie

 

No one can tell, not even me.

 

i had no idea you were that old

 

i bet thats a lie too.. or maybe you're just so old.. you forgot

 

forgot what?