O Man

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by stalk, May 12, 2006.

  1. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    You know
    when you drink too much beer
    and you wake up
    and your farts are just . .
    Rancid-
    So rancid that EVEN YOU
    can't stand it!
    You know there's something liquid
    behind this gas

    It's absurd!
     
  2. zeppelin kid

    zeppelin kid Member

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    I call it a heated fart because theres a fire burning that needs be set free
     
  3. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Thats nasty.
     
  4. MattInVegas

    MattInVegas John Denver Mega-Fan

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    It IS a nasty thought. But, wether we like it or not, it DOES happen.
    All you can do is go and try to evacuate the product creating the problem
    Ladies, THIS is part of WHY we need 30 minute or more in the Restroom. AND complete Privacy. Just TRUST us, and leave us be. And, ummm. Don't go in for 30 minutes.
     
  5. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    laright this is a man thing in here but .... just cuz i am female it dont make me a lady or ladylike....of course occupation does not help the whole "lady thing " either....

    i at times,,, have the absolute worst smellin farts one could imagine,,, i try an escape it n well i cant,,, then sadly,,,,, we spend alottttt of time in the truck,,,,, and omg,,,,makes poor hhb wanna vomit.... thankfully it aint all the time i am like this only a day or two a month....:)

    now,,, the half hour stink issue,,,,,, there is absolutely nothing worse than a jobsite shitjack that has had a herd of hispanics waller round in ninety degree heat for a few hours emptyin their bowels:)
     
  6. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Okay I'm curious. Does beer make a body more gassy? Because my hubby drinks beer and man, he's forever ripping them, and I wouldn't think it would be food that he is eating, because he eats the same things as I do, and yet I don't have that problem. I guess everybody is different, and perhaps the food we eat affects him differently than it does I, but this beer and fart thread made me wonder if beer makes you more prone to gas attacks.

    So, what do you say?
     
  7. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    doesnt make me gassy..

    an i drink lotsa beer..
     
  8. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Hmmm, well then, maybe he's just a gassy guy!
     
  9. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I bet beer does make you more gassy.
     
  10. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    guiness farts are the worst
     
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