Mary Jane!

its a hell of a lot easier to learn...

should be mandetory in all schools

 

So do the Chinese. And they smell much better. You can start looking up to China if you want.

Foods much better too. A bunch of old crouisants and foot stomped cheap wine vs the culinary spice and diversity that makes up Chinese cuisine.

And Chairs don't fuck in their Language.

 

the chinese generally dont like the UK

its the english specifically that teh french have beef with


we all just like beating england at rugby

 

nobody likes the english tho.

 

Spooners got a point.

Besides, it's just that people across the sea fon't really recognise the difference between the UK and England so much.

If you want to make friends in China, wear a kilt and start bashing England. Guarenteed diplomacy.

 

And I point out again, China isn't France.

 

i quite like france really

and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance


i just cant go back on it

 

Is it the Cheese? I mean, it's alright, but look at what the Swiss have to offer.

And I wouldn't really look for the French as defense aginst agressors. I mean it's a nice buffer, but once the enemy has brought down the government, the French are really suggestable, to you know, killing jews.

I mean The Netherlands had a better military campaign. Nothing aginst The Dutch, but their not known for their glorious military history. The Netherlands is best known for tulips, and they're a better friend to have in a pinch.

 

if you think holland is best known for anything other than legal dope, you are sadly mistaken.

 

i like romance languages... they make the most sense to me..

 

Well I was trying to paint the country in a light besides Dope and Hookers, because there is more to it, Like, the Hauge, and uh... did I mention Tulips?

Still, if your country exports tulips and still has the guts to even have a military, their doing better then the French.

 

ahha brad i was thinking the same. "tulips? uh...hello, hash?"