Try your mind

my motto is you cant drive if you cant walk and you cant drive what you cant see...

 

That's not too catchy.

 

why would it be?

 

it's a motto. It's supposed to be something people think of when they think of you, so they don't come up with their own conclusions in their free time.

Child Molester.

Just kidding. But you see what having a bad motto can lead to?

 

quote: you live and learn.


Exactly right, I've evolved

 

Into a Sea Monster...

bet you didn't see that Darwin Gestapo.

 

I swam drunk as a sea minnow, ironically now that I am a monster i will only drive buzzed.

 

I'm against drunk driving and do not do it. I had a very dear friend of mine killed five years ago on account of a drunk driver, and I about went through the roof.

 

drunk drivers do tend to hit you.

 

I passed out on my motorcycle once.

No, twice. That part of my life is kind of fuzzy.

I really have no right to be as old as I am.

 

I am guilty of driving a bike drunk, but never on streets.

what kind of bike?

 

It was a '75 T-500 Suzuki 2 stroke street bike. Quickest thing on the street. Pissed off alot of cops that summer.

 

highway fly bys at like 3am are the shit.

 

What kind of bike do you have?

 

Most of my dumb shit was done on imports knew a dukati dealer, so I could pretty much run with anything on the showroom, bring it back when i was done playing, owned a few dirt bikes did insane stupid shit on them, sold them.

 

i don't drive drunk or sober. i don't own a car, (or a horse or, well there is part of a bycicle in the garage, some day i may even get tyres for it, or not). never had a dui in my life. almost never dui'd. (hey i didn't say i was perfect, i don't remember the circumstances but i'm pretty sure it was a matter of having no other available choice). i think i have a total of one moving violation and that was because my speedometer was broken. and i think a total of two or three parking violations. never did much love cars, other then to get where there wasn't any other way of getting too. preferable dented up old trucks and vans, that were cheep, old and easy to work on.

eh! cars are crap. if they weren't the state religeon of corportocracy nobody'd ever have to drive u the i of anything

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i know, u even dont have a clock

 

my wife has a clock and a telephone, she doesn't drive with or without empared judgement either. she told me she used to ride the bycycle when she was in college. the tyres were already flat when i met her.

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