Make up your own Zen saying

"Nothing is meaningful, even nothing"

- bird_migration

 

"The impatient cow always milks last"

 

"The eagle has landed, or it is still flying."

 

"One who Eats too many Prunes...May Sit on Toilete for many Moons"

 

fuck zen, i know what sex is.

 

We can do it. <<<<< the zen motto

 

wow that ones over.

 

Everything zen, everything zen.
I don't think so.

 

drunk friend from eternity say think trip!

 

"man who piss into wind....... only ever get his own back"

 

that actually wasn't bad.

 

wish in one hand and shit in the other an see wich fills up first..

 

"Man with One Chopstick Go Hungry"

 

man who walks in airport door sideways is going to bangkok...

 

that will be the funniest thing i hear today im sure

a bird in the hand is a hand in the bush

 

one lake flows through many rivers.you're the water.

 

there is no being, only doing.

the greatest good is to cause no harm.

to be ignored is freedom. to be worshipped is to be a slave.

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If a tree falls on a man in the forest, will any woman hear a sound?

 

if you see a tree fall and it doesnt make a sound.. it just means that you're not there

 

-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day