dead baby jokes

And I guess you're pristine?

 

Oh stop it, you're making me blush.

 

You liked that? Cool



Hope you get "surprise sexed" several times a week... till you decide to staple your ass down to a wheel chair (oh, as a precaution of course)!



Now that was funny, init?

 

Q. How do ya get a baby into a bowl?
A. A blender!

Q. How do ya get a baby out of a bowl?
A. Tortilla chips!

 

Yes, considering wishing something hateful upon me just contradicted everything you were saying before.

 

heres a website that has dead baby jokes this is a cry for help.com

heres a few more funny dead baby jokes.

what pink blue and silver red and running into walls
a baby playing in a walmart bag with forks in it's eyes.

whats pink red and blue and stinks
that same baby a week later.

how many dead baby's does it take to paint a house
it depends on how hard you throw them

whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babys
you can use a pitch fork to pile up the dead babies

last but not least
what do you get when you pit a dead baby in the blender?
hold on .................. let me go try it.

 

How about dead gougingaway jokes, that would be fucking hilarious.

Maybe one of you will have a baby who dies.

 

Oh, I thought you would like "surprise sex" (the term u created for rape) cuz if I find it funny and non-violent and everyone else should find it the same way (!). Just like the baby jokes, eih?

 

This is actually a racist joke. "How you keep a ****** from drowning"