Hey Kids, Looking for advice here: I'm planning a trip to the Holland and need some advice. I was thinking of going to Haarlem or somewhere else that isn't so touristy. I will be getting stoned, though I always behave when I'm in mixed company, no matter how messed up. I don't wanna have a bunch of other stoned yanks, aussies, kiwis, brits, etc running around. This is my fifth trip across the pond to Europe and I've done the whole museum sight seeing thing. This trip is pure bacchanalian pleasure. I won't be acting recklessly, don't worry, but lets just hope I get back in one piece. There are three things that I really want to do. Partake of Holland's liberal policy towards soft drugs (duh!) Partake of Holland's liberal policy towards prostitution. Drive the autobahn (not after the doobies, though, obviously.) What I need to know is specific advice, because I am a newbie. I'm quite fond of alcohol, but I don't have much opportunity for rockin the ganj. The last good smoke I had was in the year 2000, some home grown junk I bought off a friend in Asheville. He had a couple of bushes growing out in the woods. It gave us that happy euphoria. The giggling and laughing was very good. Since then, I've smoked in Australia, Italy, Amsterdam, Mexico, Massachusetts and Florida. The foreign weed all knocked me stupid. I don't like that feeling. I would just sit there retarded like. With a mouth like sandpaper but no energy to get up and look for something to drink. The two domestic smokes I was drunk before I ever smoked. And that is a very bad idea. Both times, I spiraled out of control and could barely function. In Florida I was really drunk, having drunk about half a litre of Skyy. That night I remember lying on the futon of my friends house seriously thinking I was going to die because I COULD NOT MOVE. So what I want is a strand of kind bud. Something that is going to make me giggle and be happy. Maybe something that will increase the euphoria when I visit the friendly neighborhood hooker. I've done some research, like coffeeshop.freeuk.com, but most places say things like "good selection" or "nice herb" but then it will say something like "It left my girlfriend a slobbering catatonic mess" Naw, I wanna be able to function. I wanna be able to walk. This also ties in to the fact that I always behave when fucked up. Kinda hard to behave right when you can't walk. I don't want to be the stereotypical stoned asshole seppo. (Americans, that's what Aussies and Brits call us.) Paid ladies; I've done some research, and I think I know mostly how not to get ripped off (ask a lot of questions first.) or piss anyone off (leave the camera at the hotel.) Because I read about guys who found that their lady wouldn't take off her top. She would want more money to expose her tits. Or they would reach the time limit and whether or not the guy had comed to climax, the girl would kick him out. And you better do what the girl says cause she has some really big steroid muthafuckas in the next room ready to kick the ass of any troublemakers. So my question is after coming to an oral agreement does anyone have advice on how to make the girl keep her word. Last thing, I am flying into Frankfurt. (I know this is an amsterdam page, but maybe you know a thing or two about Germany.) And there I plan to rent an Audi A3. Yes, I know gas is ridiculously dear in Germany, whatever. I know that the highways have a lot of traffic, and of course the no speed limit doesn't apply everywhere. In fact Krauts are notoriously strict on the speeding tickets where the limit does apply. And tailgating is a big no-no, and I don't drive reckless. And they have to be perfect so there is always construction going on, which of course brings a speed limit. But does anyone know of a stretch of autobahn that generally has little traffic, a flat layout and no speed limit. It doesn't matter where in the country, the only thing that matters is a straight, flat, clear road with no construction traffic or speed limit. I mean I wanna really run this little Audi hard. Wow, did you really read all of that? Did I really write all of that? Well, I appreciate you reading it and I would really appreciate any advice you could give on one of those three topics. Thanks, Fawkes
Fawkes - Regarding the herb, just ask for what you want at the coffee shop. Some of the menus will tell you the actual effect you'll get, so pick & choose according to your own intentions. No idea on the autoban, but good luck with that. But you seriously need to re-examine how you think of women - sex workers, specifically. Refering to them as 'whores' and 'bitches' is completely out of line, even in this forum. They're working to earn money, legally or otherwise, and don't need some doped up Yank degrading them like that. I'd suggest a trip to one of the many porn video booths so you can whack off at will, and leave these women alone.
WTF.! Steady on there ------------------------------------------------------------------- For weed I would go for some Haze, like Super Silver Haze, less a body stone more or a happy, rushy head high. For driving fast in Germany best place is the Nurburgring road, search for it on Google and you'll know what I'm talking about.
as been said coffeeshops have a menu perhaps you should try the pre rolled joints, at homegrown fantasy they have three differenet types and tell you on the menu about the diferent strengths,so if your trying to avoid getting seriously head fuked then stay away from supr skunk.it aint brain surgery bu it might fuk ur brain if you indulge in the super stuff. as for the working girls talk to them and tell them what you want but everything has a price and why not its her body after all. you will be suprised how different the girls are from the young sweet ones who if you treat them right will take care of your needs to the hard nosed proffessionals who take no shit and will give you a quick turnaround. its up to you to find them?
If you want to smoke herb which wont put you to sleep stick to Sativas,they give a high feeling instead of stoned and its fantastic,its what i smoke regularly and it lets me function. I recommend: Dampkring/Tweede Kamer: Nyc Diesel (Different taste,i would say one of the most unique tasting herbs i hagve tried here,nice potent yet uplifting) Black Domina Haze Grey Area:C-13 haze(ultra dense concentrations of crystals and a good taste. Yumbolt Yellow cab Barneys: Amnesia Haze Stick to sativas and it will be quite a pleasent experience Now on two the girls,in 7 months here ive tasted some of what the Rld has to offer Dutch Girls:tall and blonde will likely mean they just want to make you finish as fast as you can,typically charge 50 but will offer more for more cash,decline it,it always isnt worth the extra,it sounds really bad but try to avoid all Local girls. i recommend Asian,Eastern European or the Black chicks,rarely am i disappointed when i choose one of those,last asian chick i chose had me sweaty tired and well satisfied in the end and only for 50 euros Germany i cant really comment on. Enjoy your stay
Yeah, fellas, Eastern European or Asian chicks definately sound good. But of course there is the ever present problem of STDs. I've read that foreigners have a higher % chance of being dirty. Sure it is regulated and they have to get regular checkups and all that, but do they really find the girls that have diseases and quickly get them out or take their license away or whatever? Thanks for the advice on the herb. Appreciate it. Fawkes
to my knowledge there is no unsolicitated girls working and it is a priority to get regular health checks. most sexual favors are peformed with you wearing a rubber. some will perform some acts without but you are usally going to pay more. as i say find the right ones at the right time of day ,treat them well and you will get your monies worth. remembe its just a quickie after all not real lovin sex.
