those were all very funny but the funniest thing ive heard someone say to the cops is i dont see what the problem is here all we got is a plant your the ones with the guns.
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehhehehehehehheh brill
when I got my first DWI,as they were processin me for jail,the cop asked what color my eyes were.my response was"I dunno,you tell me" to which he reponded"do you want me to write red or hazel?"lol smartass cop
to quote the great NWA "fuck the police comin straight from the underground a young muthafucka got it bad cuz im brown"