How Would You Ladies Deal with Libertine for 24 hours?

i need to clean out my closet and you seem to have cute taste so i would have you sit on the couch and i would try on all my clothes and show them to you so you can tell me if they are keepers or if I should donate them

 

i sleep in my closet...

 

I'd have to hurt you for being annoying

 

i hate ironing too ad dont really know how so i would have you teach me and in return as a thanks i would let you smell my hair d:
j/k HUGS

 

i use my dryer as an iron...

 

i use my iron as my stove

 

I use my stove as a heating pad.

 

hmm, i should try that.. i usually use my stove to burn my warts off...

 

erhmmmm I have a small one on my thumb and two on my feet...im puzzled i havent had any since i was a kid..i need to get a pdicure but i am embarases...my mom says they are just clogged pores but i think she be trippin

 

like omg. maybe someone should wish for a brain. totally.

 

agreed.

 

You maniacs!!!!!!!!!

What have you all done to my precious thread?!?

 

you should have made the results public so you know where to attack

 

Yeah, I thought about that right after I posted the damn thing!

 

I wonder how many men are planning to fuck you or sit on your face....

 

No luck for them, I'm afraid.