You know your addicted when...

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  1. Nolan14

    Nolan14 Member

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    On Rockclimbing.com forums there is lots of "you know your a climbetr if..." type stuff thought it applies here after seeing the "Addicted?" post so...
    Add your own it gets pretty fun

    So, You know your addicted to "yourself" when

    1. The callauses on ur hand becaome hard enough to sand wood w/o paper

    2. You never come very much since every drop was wasted ten minutes ago.

    3. you cannot sit still for half hour w/o touching yourself

    4. when you see hot fotos your hand instantly goes south

    5. you are beaten raw...
     
  2. GuitarGuy87

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    6. you masturbate even when your roomate is sleeping just out of sight, but still less than 8 feet away, in the same room, with no doors.
     
  3. Style

    Style Member

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    7. you went to a public restroom for the sole purpose of masturbating.
     
  4. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    I've done that!
    8. When you plan your whole day around it.
     
  5. Irish Drunkard

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    I've done that!

    9. You actually read the articles in between the pictures while waiting for Round 2.
     
  6. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    10. Your sheets are so cum encrusted you could snap them in half.
     
  7. theblackrose

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    11. your name has a flower in it...fuck
     
  8. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    12. your right hand and arm stays sore for days....
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    13. Your palm actually grows hair
     
  10. Dggt

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    Ramona your hot girl.
     
  11. Nolan14

    Nolan14 Member

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    Ive done that

    and...
    thats nasty dude lol
     
  12. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    14. You're tired from coming so many times, and your crotch is sore from all the rubbing, but you still want to do it some more....
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

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    15. When your roommate moves out before you do, leaving you all alone, your place becomes "wack it central," only breaking for visits from Mom and work.
     
  14. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    16. You go to the bathtub to take a shower, and you can't keep the shower massager away from your clit-then you're too tired from coming to bathe.
     
  15. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    17. The crotch in your panties and pajamas is worn out from all the rubbing....
     
  16. gomark

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    You find it difficult to straighten the fingers of your right hand and . . .
    you're a brilliant one handed typer (I certainly am)
     
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