A Mother's Day Po-em

(sung to the tune of the traditional mother's day song)

M is for the men she ran around with
O is for the orgies in our house
T is for the two abortions mother had last year
H is for the hundred bucks she spent each week on beer
E is for my eight brothers and sisters
R is for the rotten time we had

Put them all together they spell M-O-T-H-E-R...


...now you wanna hear about my dad?

(disclaimer: actually, my mother was nothing like this. I really have no excuse for the way I turned out)

 

M is for the Meth she smoked
O is for the Opiates she takes
T is for the Tin foil she smoked them in
H is for the Heroin she shot up
E is for the Emptyness inside her
R is for Rebabtised to atone for being a piss poor mother.

Unfortunatly this is sorta true.

 

Are There No Nice Mothers Day Poems?

And I wasn't Sure There was a Traditional Mothers Day Song...

 

truly touching

lets see

M is for the moustache she still has
O is for the olives that were our main course every night
T is for her tanning bed addiction
H is for the horse that shared our living room
E is for the Eczema medication she hoards
R is for the rastafarian she isn't

 

thats awesome!!! hAHAHAH

 

*bump*

 

holy ...smoke! its not mothers day is it? - Tell me it's not

 

sunday is mum's day

at least in Canada and the US

 

you're a poet, and i think you know it? lol.

jenny

 

M is for the insults she mutters
O is for the open way of her mouth while sleeping
T is for the trunk of secrets our family keeps
H is for the holidays that she got drunk and hurled insults at me
E is for the elephant in the living room
R is for the recovery I need

Happy Mother's Day.

 

Are we related? (was the elephant in the living room a pink one that nobody was allowed to talk about?)

 

That's right... and everyone tiptoes around it, not to disturb it, but of course dont ever admit its there.

 

M are for the moments that you spend together
O is for the outstanding way she cares
T is for the tolerence she has for you
H is for the heart that's always there
E is for the excitement when you acomplish sometrhing new
R is for the respect that she is due

Love yo ma

 

orniment or real elephant
S

 

hmmm alrgiht this is like those things ya do in first grade for mother's day but a little darker...fun here's mine:

M-is for the mass amounts of pressure you put on me to never settle for me being a being of meridian or displaying mediocracy
O-is for supplying my almost 11 pound fetal self with oxygen for 10 months
T-is for teaching me to stay transitive and giving me a thirst for knowledge...ohhh and not taking the damn trash out and letting the dogs get in it after putting your meat things in there
H-is for you talking at a level where you think everyone is hard of hearing but also having a heart as big as your mouth
E-is for you being so English even though you've been in the states for a total of over 25 years now
R- is hoping that you will remain my best friend but retre from being my mom...atleast somewhat