1. Would you ever consider naming your children Melinda or Henry? no 2. Do you clip your toenails regularly? neurotically so 3. What sort of swim suit do you like? Bikini? Speedo? Trunks? One piece? Skin-clad? drysuit 4. What is the furthest you've been away from home? LA 5. What is the most useless item you own? valium enema (complicated) 6. How do you feel about bottled water? depends 7. Can you keep a straight face? remarkably so 8. What do you consider "hardcore"? () warren buffet 9. If you ever got a tattoo, what would it be? Or if you have one, do tell. mosaic dragon, the mosaic would be similar to the rainbow bench in the wilbur d may arboretum, just not a rainbow, you can google it 10. Would you believe me if I told you I'm scared to death of cottonballs? real cotton balls, or those polyester pieces of shit that pretend to be cotton balls?