words you don't want to hear after sex

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  1. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Isn't that more of a pickup line than something that's said after sex?


    "Shit, I forgot I haven't finished my chlamidia medication yet"
     
    indescribability, May 10, 2006
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  3. janedoe

    janedoe Member

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    depends on the vagina

    "I'd call you God if you had lasted longer..pimp"
     
    janedoe, May 10, 2006
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  5. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    You remind me of my mum
     
    wiggy, May 10, 2006
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  7. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    That was better than the sex I had with so and so last weekend...

    To me, that's an ouch; I HATE being compared in ANY kind of way.
     
    AshtonsMom, May 10, 2006
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  9. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    "did I mention I just started ovulating?"
     
    indescribability, May 10, 2006
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  11. King James

    King James Banned

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    must be painful.
     
    King James, May 10, 2006
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  13. rg paddler

    rg paddler Senior Member

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    ' that was crap - now I'm gonna go to hipforums and make a post about it - then jerry420's gonna copy it'
     
    rg paddler, May 10, 2006
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  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    crying
     
    mystical_shroom, May 10, 2006
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  17. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    "Well at least you gave me plenty of time to get on with my life"
     
    lankymidget, May 11, 2006
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  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Hey, I need that condom back...I recycle....
     
    daisymae, May 11, 2006
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  21. FreakerSoup

    FreakerSoup Stranger

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    "So you know we have to get married now, right?"
     
    FreakerSoup, May 14, 2006
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  23. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    here mate, i'm a dude
    S
     
    Samhain, May 26, 2006
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  25. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm killing all three of us!
     
    Hacker, May 26, 2006
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  27. zpiper

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    that was amazing..excpet for the sex part.
     
    zpiper, May 26, 2006
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  29. SageDreamer

    SageDreamer Senior Member

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    That reminds me...I need to pick up some toothpicks at the grocery store.

    I'm sorry; I must have fallen asleep. What were we talking about?

    Is that all?
     
    SageDreamer, May 26, 2006
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