words you don't want to hear after sex

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  1. indescribability

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    Your mom and sister were both better. Are you adopted?
     
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  3. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Welcome to the world of AIDS!
     
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  5. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    "Do you love me?"
     
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  7. indescribability

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    That was really happening to people for a while. They were waking up after sex with some woman and finding that note.

    "You go to hipforums.com? You know 121? Me and him had sex yesterday"
     
    indescribability, May 10, 2006
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  9. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    :D
     
    Libertine, May 10, 2006
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  11. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    LOL!
     
    121, May 10, 2006
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  13. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    "I checked your wallet.. So just how were you planning to pay me?"
     
    lankymidget, May 10, 2006
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  15. HikerHauk

    HikerHauk Banned

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    "why am i going to pay u? u should pay me." u can answer her like this:)
     
    HikerHauk, May 10, 2006
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  17. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    "I demand my money back!!"
     
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  19. HikerHauk

    HikerHauk Banned

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    thats awesome!:D
     
    HikerHauk, May 10, 2006
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  21. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    "Who's next?"
     
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  23. indescribability

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    Well that was a waste of time.
     
    indescribability, May 10, 2006
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  25. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    "You need to sort those cracks out in the ceiling"
     
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  27. 121

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    I shouldn't have cheated on my hubby. Wait, you raped me. I'm calling the police!
    (punches herself in face)
     
    121, May 10, 2006
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  29. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    That's a great one!!!

    "Eric Yates. I'm arresting you on suspicion of living off the proceeds of the sex trafficking trade.. "
     
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  31. indescribability

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    Sounds vaguely familiar :rolleyes:

    "Alright, I did anal, now it's your turn"
     
    indescribability, May 10, 2006
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  33. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    "would you like to play monopoly"?
     
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  35. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I think "whoops!" would be the worst. Cause then you just have to guess what you just got yourself into.

    Are you going to have to kill her baby's daddy? Are you going to give birth to a alien human hybrid? 'Whoops' can mean a lot of things, and none of them are good.
     
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  37. indescribability

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    "You're so much better than my dog"
     
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    "Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!"
     
    janedoe, May 10, 2006
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