i hate sex

i wont have sex for a year. when u talk a lot, its really disgusting. im bored.

peace

 

good luck

 

I will keep the sex in manitoba alive!

 

thats too bad and i was so excited

 

freak
ah well, guess I'll have to go after my boyfriend instead

 

Always good to have a plan to fall back on

 

Tours available?

 

dont be overexcited, i can wait...(originally posted by cooloner)

 

huh?

 

Does that mean that you will be employing your hand for the next year? Should we start a donation can to the HikerHauk Lubrication fund?

 

no, it's more disgusting

 

well, there is this great Canadian Surgeon, he knows how to do an excitement transplant....I will be the willing reciever.......

 

Awww...do you really hate your penis that much? Shouldn't he get to have some fun?

 

penis' are slaves, they have fun when the master (mistress most times ) says he can!!!!

 

Damn, someone should tell Mr. Happy (my boyfriend's little friend) that. He has a mind of his own.

 

Sometimes my penis posts on here when i'm asleep.

 

Man, sometimes genitals can get out of control. Has he harassed any vaginas?

 

I don't hate sex but it is really neauseating all these people on here that talk about it 24/7 because they can't actually get any.

 

No less naueseating than seeing somebody constantly complain about people. Just a thought though.

 

virgin here *cough*