Drug Test coming up... PLEASE READ!

My pre-employment drug test is getting closer, and as you can imagine I'm getting more and more nervous! Here's my background/story:

20 year old male
135lbs, 5' 10" (skinny as a damn rail)
pretty fast metabolism (see above lol).

My last smoke was right around april 22nd, or the 23rd can't remember precisely. Since then I've been completely drug free. I was a heavy smoker before then though, daily at least. So this will give me roughly 23-25 days clean, with the test being the morning of May 16th.

I did one of these things last year, same job same story... except I gave myself more time off last year. A full 30+ days. I was nervous enough I still used a detox drink though, and yes I passed fine.

I bought the Formula 420 brand cleanse drink today, anyone have experience with this stuff? I assume all these drinks are pretty much the same. Drink hour and a half or two hours before the test, water following, piss a couple times and go in for the test correct?

Do I have anything to be worried about here? My inclination is that I'll be find but jesus these things scare the shit out of me. I'm hoping that my super skinny frame is really in my favor here...

Just looking for some thoughts, and hopefully some reassurance that this won't be a problem for me. I hate drug tests!

thanks,
stiggy

 

hah! you have my build.

you should be fine.

I probably have to take one tomorrow, and I last smoked about a week ago, light use (but potent stuff), so I have more to worry about than you.

you're right about that, though..we skinny fools have it pretty easy. not to mention, we can get fuct up for cheap.

 

Thats funny, I have one thursday and I smoked about a week and a half ago, some really potent stuff. This test is one of those dip the strip in my piss sample vs sending my piss to the lab so I should not have anything to worry about. I am about the same build, just a little heavier and have been working out, in theory that I should have sweated most of it out.

My local all natural organic food/suplement store has some stuff that works really good, I would recomend going to one of those and talking to a person who knows how to pass a drug test.

 

niacin is supposed to help, just make sure to get the "non-flush" kind, otherwise you'll feel like you're on fire.

 

Sounds like you'll be fine, man. My boyfriend is 5'11", 125 lbs, and it usually takes about 3 days for his system to fully clean out. You should have no worries at all, 25 days is more than plenty to get your system clean. You should pass with flying colors.

 

yesss!

big ups to the bean pole massive!!
i knew there were perks to being thin

 

Oh I always knew that being thin was the way to fly

GET THIS! Called in to make my appointment with the medical department and they said I was a returning employee and just needed to fill out a form, NO TEST! I'm going to wait to celebrate, I know if I smoked now something would change with my luck haha. But for now it's good to know I won't have to go through it.

Good to get some good news for a change

 

welp, passed mine today.

and I had been smoking a couble of bowls of white widow (~18 -20% thc) every day for weeks, but stopped last monday.

you'll pass it.

 

That's good news to hear polymer... wish I had weeks worth of white widow

Don't know if you saw my post above but it turns out I"m not getting tested. I'm on the fence though, may just wait until I have my work badge in hand before I light up... eliminate all the if's and maybes!

 

that's a good idea. get it over with, and then spark up to celebrate; that's what I did.

Got some Real Ale Brewhouse Brown Ale, some white widow, and my old job back (contract ended last year). I'm spoiled, living near Austin, with connects. Austin is just a little less progressive than Seattle and San Fran.

 

that's a good idea. get it over with, and then spark up to celebrate; that's what I did.

Got some Real Ale Brewhouse Brown Ale ( http://realalebrewing.com/beer_styles.php ) , some white widow, and my old job back (contract ended last year). I'm spoiled, living near Austin, with connects. Austin is just a little less progressive than Seattle and San Fran; good bud, good acid, and mushrooms are just a 25 minute drive from this college town

 

First day of work came and went, and as suspected didn't have to test this year. Wish someone could have told me that in the first place!

In hindsight I really enjoyed the time away, made me realize how much my smoking buddies have taken tokin up for granted - it is just too routine for them.

But damn, 32 days off and sitting down smoking two bowls of AK-47's to the face - reminds you what smokin's all about haha. Haven't been that high... probably ever. Amazing what a break will do :-D