How would you kill me?

I'm happy to hear that...it's good to see a more positive side of you.

And I won't go getting any more mushy on you. I know you've got an image to uphold here.

 

Oh, and insanejester. I couldn't kill you. You're just too cute.

 

i'd print out a copy of lynseys thread that you copied in the first place and choke you to death with it

 

I'd make you do a dozen hits of acid, and then strap you to a run-away carousel. And place little tv sets showing me fucking lynsey to death on every horse and carriage.


What a way to go! Woo-hoo!

 

That was creative.

 

That's not the only creativity that flows through my veins!

Muahahahahaha! :X

PS. Notice that I couldn't leave sex out, not even in a murder.

 

I noticed. Does Lynsey know about this desire of yours?

 

Was it REALLY a dream? :X

 

cover you with peanut butter then roll you in birdseed, then release a flock of assorted birds that hdnt eaten in days

 

I'd cover YOU in peanut butter and lick it off. Every bit of it. And then I would make mad sex with you on the LSD carousel that jester was strapped to.


PS. But, of course, you'd have to be legal age first. Wait! 17 is legal, right?

 

Yep. I knew it. Those damn drugs don't make you forget EVERYTHING.

 

Old age.

 

Anytime.

Hey, where's lynsey??

 

hah...clever

hmmmm let's see...I think I'd pull from that scene in princess bride with the poisened wine to at least make it a battle of the wits

 

aqui d:

 

that's prob because I'm the one playing the music through your window when you're sleeping...next I'll have the clowns visit heheeeee

 

Are you naked today?

 

mmmmmmmmm fucked on a horse...how would one go about that?

 

Ha ha...No, no. Just the tv sets would be on each horse and carriage exposing your ravaging taking place elsewhere.

 

Make you swallow and entire billiard ball set. AND a bottle of tobasco.