She Points AT ME

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by HonorSeed, May 3, 2006.

  1. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    She points her tits at me at the market. She is a checker. I'm standing back about ten feet and she is talking to someone else and she points her tits at me.
    So I move to the side to avoid like the invisible tractor beams and she acts all frustrated as soon as I do. She doesn't even realize she had a minor hissy fit because her invisible tractor beam tits no longer had a fix. She gets all confused for a second. Stops talking to whoever for a second.
    This happened to a couple of younger checkers.
    So I'm testing it out on a girl across the street one day. She is like 60 feet away. She is standing to a drivethru coffee place. Her head is turned talking to someone, but her tits are pointed at me. So I walk ten feet to the right, and she like adjusts. Then I walk ten feet to the left. All of sudden she throws both hands up and acts real frustrated. She has no idea I caused it.
    So I have to ask y'all, what is it with girls pointing their tits at you? And getting frustrated when you don't stand still? Are these telepathic tits? Is it my child-like animal side they want to nurture or what?

    love those pointers,
    Honor Seed
     
  2. hallowedbethyname

    hallowedbethyname Member

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    bwhahaha... you are the beacon of mammories... my god. haha
     
  3. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Never thought about it, need to observe some women to see it happen, would be very interesting to find out that it was true and then seek the cause.
     
  4. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    yeah YanknBurn, please let me know ASAP that I'm not the only Booby Beacon in the world. I do want to go down in history as the Booby Beacon discoverer. The reasons for this can come later.right on hallowed, thanks for the beacon idea.
    HS
     
  5. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    I think that all people have this inate compassion to nuture other human beings and creatures with their presence and their life. No matter that a person has a family and a spouse that they turn their attentions to. The honesty of these women in my observations is proof to me of the nobility of the fair gender. There are very few people who are so honored to have such proof of humankinds' compassion and loyalty to each other.

    love to all
    Honor Seed
     
  6. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    your just horny man
     
  7. PeachyFrisbee

    PeachyFrisbee Member

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    Haha oh man im tottaly going to look for it today.. maybe its just a certain type of guy though that commands the audience of the tit?
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    hahahaha... ive never noticed it before
    sometimes they have a mind of their own
     
  9. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    I think it is more like the girls are always horny and/or lonely no matter if they have sex with one guy, multiple partners or are nuns. Maybe if guys penises pointed straight out all the time, they would be frustrated if a girl dogded that homing beacon.
    I don't command titty attention, I'm shy and honest. Except here, where you don't see me. The girls aren't seeing me either.

    HS
     
  10. synaptic aether

    synaptic aether Member

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    rofl

    that's deffenatly one of my favorite posts ever.

    it's most likely that you're either paranoid or obsessed in one way or another...
     
  11. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    naw it's the tits that are obsessed or paranoid, opposites attract, I'm the opposite of paranoid and obsessed. Indian Summer wrote that tits definitely have a mind of their own. Maybe one is obsessed and one is paranoid about guys. The resulting conflict results in this fizz bang subconscious reaction and separates as it leaves the female mind to lower parts.
     
  12. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    so anyone play dodge the tits yet? it has been like 4 days>? Enquiring minds wanna know.;)
     
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