What NOT to eat while stoned

sooo...I was reading a few threads about yummy things to eat when you've got the munchies...... and asked myself, what doesn't taste delicious when friggin stoned? I came up with nothing...

I mean, you become a bottomless pit savoring anything you put in your mouth.



Well, just so it won't be empty, the other day I blazed up on some goood shit and had to meet up with some non stoner friends, and decided to chew some gum so as to "cleanse" my breath and to avoid making funny faces or gestures with my mouth (I was tripping balls).... and I have to say, the flavor was strong, too strong, overwhelming I'd say.... hurt my throat it was so strong....yet, sober I'd be a-ok with it.... btw the gum was wrigley's juicy fruit....


I even came to the conclusion (enlightened by my high) that they were putting excessive amounts of flavor into these things just so it would last longer.... well actually at the moment I thought that it was in "dangerous" amounts, but looking back I'd say I was just exaggerating due to my stonedness.

 

carpet

 

Trash food like coke, chips, all fast food. They make me feel like shit when I'm sober, even worse when im baked.

 

saltine crackers and habanero peppers

 

Pinecones.

 

Alrite man..
Just don't eat those chocolates stuffed with alcohal. Ate 4, threw up. Nasty nasty stuff

 

i have my own little hell everytime i get high... i always crave meat after i blaze, but 95% of the time i dont have the money/time/effort to cook and go out to eat and get good meat... so i almost always have to settle for whatever mcdonalds serves that they call "meat", and mickydees makes me feel like shit later in the day when i eat to much of it

 

Kraft cheese slices by themselves. They're all right when they're actually a part of something, but by themselves, they are really gross.


Ooh, and about the gum, it really is bad for you. Especially sugar-free. My high school health teacher was telling us about her friend's son once, who used to stick sugar-free gum between his cheek and gums after chewing it for a little while, and after doing that for years, he ended up getting mouth cancer.

~Nova

 

I suggest you eat rat poison instead of gum.

 

i always have made it the rule to not put any food in my mouth while stoned with the munchies,,, i would weigh 400 lbs like most of my family....:O not that i dont ever break my rule... cuz i do but not too often n mostly just when i feel a crash coming on from not eatting properly earlier in the day...

 

thats either bullshit, or a total cooincidence

 

anything that can be very hot, slimjims

 

I don't buy your gum story. As a person who chewed Tobacco for over 7 years and have only stopped 5 days ago, my dentist always SUGGESTED that I use sugar-free gum, as an aid to the oral fixation. Are you sure it wasn't a wad of copenhagen between his cheek and gum?

 

chew a mouthful of peanuts than drink apple juice damn

 

slimjims

 

Lol, I was doing that last night. It isn't bad.


I'm not trying to be an asshole when I say this.... But, pussy... straight up.
Anything pickled....

 

Ex lax.. they look all chocklately and goodness,, and then bam you shat urself all over the school..

 

NEVER EVER EAT BITTESWEET CHOCOLATE! I had major munchies and it looked so good, then like 30 seconds later I was spitting it out in my sink gagging!

 

I wouldn't know, my gf shaves.

 

I've done that before, more than once I think.