Dear Libertine,

Dear Libertine,
My ol' lady refuses to get nekkid for Beltaine because her exhusband will be there. I see only one solution, which leads to my question: What is the best way to dispose of a body leaving as little evidence as possible?

XO
Zoomie

 

Dear libertine

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

-TCF

 

Dear hippiehillbilly,

As Kermit The Frog once said, "It's not easy being green...with envy".

Perhaps you should try to take 2/3 of what I say as a joke. That would make it much better for the both us.

 

Dear Zoom-Zoom Zoomie,

In this case, don't you mean EXPOSE a body with little evidence? That WOULD be quite a problem.

 

Dear cooloner,

All warm and fuzzy inside.

 

Lo, I am with thee always. Even unto the end.

 

Dear cooloner,

The pleasure of knowing that arouses the cock. Now all that is needed are those nude photos of HCM.

 

if you think i envey anyone on these forums including you,, youve lost yer mind...

 

Dear libertine,

Can we box? I think I could take you.


-TCF

 

Dear Libertine,

No, but if I can get rid of her ex, excellent mixologist though he may be, I may get naked at the maypole.

Regards,
Zoom

 

Are you saying I shouldnt?

 

Dear Libertine,

what would your ideal sexual experience involve?

 

Libertine,


Why did you make your username Libertine? that's a silly fuckin name. Just kidding. Far-out thread man.

 

Dear Indy,

I prefer to can. But, to each his own.

 

Dear Crummy,

Libertine cannot decide at this time. Try again.

 

Dear ihmurria,

Naked horny bi-sexual girls with an insatiable appetite for obedience.

 

Dear strgchz,

I really wanted to use strgchz, but passed on it for Libertine instead.

 

Should I call a pizza place?

 

Dear libertine,

Are you aware you now need to be present at all times of the day and night to answer our questions? We can no longer function properly without your worldy advice.

-TCF

 

Dear Crummy,

I think it may be too cold now.