Okay, my bf and I have been together for almost five years, and we always have great sex - and often, too. It's a rare thing that we ever go several days without. And now, the last couple of weeks (and for the next couple, too) he's been working extra-long hours. Like M-F, 7-4. Plus over an hour commute each way. He's been REALLY tired, and usually has to go to bed so early that nookie usually doesn't happen. I've been good. I've been patient. But last night I thought I would crack or something! It was not even 9 o'clock, and he took a shower and went to bed. I hopped in the shower after him and followed him in there. He was already half asleep, so I tickled him a little, etc. to let him know what I wanted. He says "honey, I'd love to, but I'm just tooo tired" and falls asleep. I tried to un-horney myself by thinking unsexy thoughts, and here's what it got me: -Thinking about finances, and bill-paying -Flashback to getting my first bank account, and my dad telling me "checking accounts aren't for kids" -Remembering that on an episode of the Simpsons, Marge said that same thing to Bart. -Somehow I went from there to remembering that other episode of the Simpsons, when they get lost at sea on a raft and end up at a Krusty Burger on an off-shore oil rig. After that, I was still so horny, I actually had images in my head for several minutes of oil rigs pumping - up and down, in and out..... Today is Friday, he's got the weekend off, and we will be ENDING this frustration, damnit!!! I just had to share all that with somebody, thanks for the rant.
You're too cute! Enjoy your weekened of ending all this pent-up horniness! He won't know what hit him!
Let me get this strait.....It's 9:00PM.....He's in the shower.....You slip in WITH him.....You fondle him......and you DON'T have sex. If that's correct................His overtime that he is so tired from is "BANGIN ANOTHER CHICK! Sorry....................................
