what a fucken dumbass

i was just at my neighbors house...he is drunk off his ass and apparently he just asked his skanky girlfriend to marry him. now shes all excited and ready to drive up to tahoe to get married right now, and he is sorry he even asked. poor guy...she just called my brothers girlfriend to ask if she could wear her prom dress to get married in so we all went over there to bring her the dress. i think its hella funny because they have already been married once (because he was inheriting money& shes scantless) anyways he is shitfaced and hating himself for this right now...dont make his mistake

 

Wow.

How depressing yet slightly humorous.

 

so is the family in your signature.

 

This is true.

 

I've never been to Armpit, CA. But i've been to a few places in CA that wear pretty hairy so I know I got close.

 

Oh no...I'm sorry, but that is pretty funny stuff! I mean, I feel sorry for the guy but in the same sense, it's funny!

 

alcohol is the biggest mistake most now married people make.

 

heh. moron.

 

Why, were you drunk when you proposed?

 

Alcohol leads to alot of shotgun weddings by way of knocking up girl. There is no way someone who doesnt want to get married will just because of proposing while drunk one nite.

 

I didn't propose.....we just sorta decided to do it one night we were getting fucked up.....thats been almost 3 years ago.....3 long miserable agonizing years.

 

i always wanted to go to an idiots wedding.. lemme get my keys

 

Do they have an open bar? I'll go if they do

 

i like tahoe.. always a good time.. oooh!! and there still should be snow up there

 

Wow, now that's romantic! Come on now, it hasn't been all that bad, right? You got a beautiful little boy out of it, didn't you?

 

Poor bastard...... don't let him sober up.... he'll prolly try and throw himself out a window or summit when he does.....

 

LoL.

 

you are so ruining my "tough tranny" image.

 

Awww, I sorry. *sniff, sniff*

 

haahahha that's hilariously awful for him...