Are you Canadian?

Yup Canadian...Albertan

 

Texan baby.

Although, I've unoficially succeeded from all forms of government. I don't like countries.

 

shop! they're good little consumers, but now that our dollar is so strong, they havent been spending as freely up here.

oh, and they come up here to drink too. but that's just the young 'merkins.

 

rigggght... the drinking. I never wouldve thought it was shopping cause we all go there to shop. However, now that WalMart has taken over we dont need to go there to buy that cheap shit anymore though. They must miss us a little....eh?

 

canada pwns all of you .

 

The US could take over Canada in a week. The only reason we haven't is it's so freaking cold.

What are you going to do, fight back with hockey pucks?

 

Hang on what for a second?

 

no im not canadian

 

we would give you withering looks of disapproval. you'd back right off

 

I've never been too canada; seems a bit too cold for me....

 

lol where i live it's... let me check... 20 degrees celsius right now. thats 66 Fahrenheit. so it's not too bad. it gets up to around 40 celsius in july/august though... woo, so hot :|.

 

hang on to this withering look of disapproval?

ps, that was great, wonderboy!

 

I truly am a man without a country. I wanted to be Canadian but when they found out how much I can drink they got scared and dropped me off in the US.

 

I was born in a beaver den, christined in a vat of maple syrup, slapped in the ass by a toothless hockely player for good luck and promptly handed over, by a courtious mountie, to my mother

do I count?

 

we beat your ass in 1812, we could do it again

 

only if it all took place on a dogsled

 

i think the white house needs to be burnt down again
i am canadian, though my squid fetish made me vote yellow squid

 

nope


but i like ike

 

I don't know what the teach in Canada school, but we never had a war with Canada.

We fought the British to a stalemate in 1812, And although Canada's sort of British seeing as the queens on your money...

Most of the players in the war of 1812 were natives, and no offense to them, but I'd say America won the war with the Indians.

Besides, your countries official defense policy is, If you nuke Canada, the US will nuke you. Just remember who's got your back.

 

hahahahaha. why on earth would anyone want to nuke us. we have all the natural resources and we're pretty liberal with distributing them.

now you 'merkins on the other hand have made a lot of enemies. the fallout from someone nuking you would kill a lot of canadians.